The news of David Cameron’s little pig is out, Yesterday the nation was shocked that as a student Mr Cameron stuck his penis into a dead pig while it was resting on a freinds lap.
Tonight a group have decided to deliver a pig to the Prime Minsters address.
Now that all puns have been used on #PigGate, two men from Trollstation have decided they will actually drop off a new pig for Dave.
HotFuzz: Police arrest angry swan in St Ives ‘road rage’ incident.
An angry swan was “arrested” by cops following what can only be described as a “road rage” incident.
Cops detained the bird in the back of a patrol car in a HotFuzz style moment, Cambridgeshire cops detained the bird for a number of offences.
The Angry bird was arrested for “road rage” causing an RTC and obstructing the highway”
The bird was handed over to the RSPCA who released it back into a river following his arrest by cops .
The force was called by members of the public worried about the swan on the A1123 in St Ives.
“One in custody following road rage, RTC and obstructing the Highway. Awaiting RSPCA/RSPB attendance. #HotFuzz #NoSwansWereHarmed…” police officers wrote on Twitter.
There were concerns the swan might have been hit by a lorry, but a RSPCA officer checked the bird and found no sign of injury, so released it.
Simon Pegg and Nick Frost’s comedy film Hot Fuzz was released in 2007 and followed two hapless police officers investigating deaths in the fictional town of Sandford, supposedly set in rural Gloucestershire.
One scene in the film shows Pegg and Frost’s characters apprehending a menacing swan and driving it away in their patrol car.
Dog can’t stop smiling after finding dentures while digging
There are plenty of things that dogs can bring in from the garden, But the owner of Pandora did not expect to find some dentures.
The rescued puppy was digging in the dirt in her backyard when she found some teeth.
We think the pictures are hilarious.
Owner Lucas Alves Magalhães called Pandora back into the house but nothing could really prepare him fro what she was about to bring in with her.
he said: ‘I couldn’t see what it was, so I called her in. When I lifted her head, I almost died from laughing.’
“Instead of her usual panting tongue, Pandora was sporting a cheesy new grin thanks to a filthy pair of dentures she had discovered.
“Which is both gross, but undeniably hilarious.”
Please stop ignoring us epic social media appeal for wanted Tracey Dyke
Kingston Police have released possibilities the most epic social media appeal for wanted suspected burglar Tracey Dyke.
They urge Tracy to ‘stop ignoring us’ and that they’ve ‘come round to see you a numbe or times’ but it looks like ‘you’d rather not speak to us’
They go on to say they are a friendly bunch who take pride in reducing crime within Kingston Town and have become ‘We have a slight suspicion that you might be blanking us #Awkward. You don’t text, you don’t call back and haven’t accepted our friend request’
They posted on Facebook
“Please can you stop ignoring us…
“Dear Tracey Dyke,
“We have come round to see you a number of times recently but it looks like you’d rather not speak to us, which is very disappointing.
“We are a friendly bunch here at Kingston Police, I’m sure our followers will vouch for this. We take pride in reducing crime in Kingston and work hard to keep our residents safe.
“We have a slight suspicion that you might be blanking us #Awkward. You don’t text, you don’t call back and haven’t accepted our friend request .
“Our Detectives currently have you as a suspect for multiple burglaries in Kingston, where sadly vulnerable victims have been targeted – this has left them traumatised and very upset.
“We won’t stand for this and want to have a discussion with you at our custody suite in Kingston.
“You have two options:
“Hand yourself in at the Police Station or Give us a call on 101 and we’ll come and pick you up.
“In the mean time, we shall be asking our friends on our social media pages to share this post which will then be seen by thousands of local people.
“Our advice to them will be to call 999 if you are seen which will get a rapid response from our officers.
“The public also have an option to call our Detectives directly on (07881 352381) to pass any information on in confidence.
“So I’m sure you’ll understand its best to pop in or give us a call straight away.
“Looking forward to seeing you soon and happy new year….