No Joke, Pigeon currently in Police Custody for being a spy… No seriously… it is in custody.

Quick date check, no it is not April Fools. Ok so lets set all the jokes aside, Hartlepool arrested the Monkey believing it was a french spy. 

India have gone and beat that and we believed that would have been impossible. Well they have only gone and arrested a Pigeon. Come on why would you arrest a pigeon. 

Because it is a spy. Why on earth would you think a pigeon was a spy. well because it has a message stanped onto its body. 

Written in Urdu it contained a Pakistani phone number.

Police have kept the bird in custody were it has been X-Rayed.